Rewiring Your Brain to Accept My Advice
If you're reading this, it's already too late. You've entered the influence zone. Your defenses are lowered and your synapses are soft clay in the hands of a master in delivering unsolicited yet benevolent wisdom. YES, I'm talking about me!! Sheesh. The very reason I woke up this morning was to begin rewiring your brain to accept my advice. That's right. Not just read it, or scroll past it and nod like it's possibly meaningful. But hear it in Morgan Freeman's deep resonating voice and really take it in. Encompass it in the folds of your grey matter like a sponge soaking up someone else's bathwater. Only the bathwater is a little more sage wisdom and far less visually disgusting. I could've called this post "Helpful Tips for Self-Improvement" or "How to Change Your Thinking Habits," but those have been done to death. And don't start with 'R'. Besides, everyone and their mindfulness coach has a five-step plan and a c...